Protip: Be careful who you hit on. hahahahahahah
ohno-polio: Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;
We will all probably be blown up by the Syrian government soon, anyway, so it...– Poor Morrissey is retiring in 2014.
“Swear words” via @collegehumor: Hardcore Casual Gaming Rap They’re on top of the app game.