Once again, AnimalsTalkingInAllCaps has me dying. DYING. In all caps, even.
WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER WOULD DO THIS? ALL MY YEARS ON THE FORCE AND I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS RIGHT HERE.
SADLY, ARMSTRONG, IT APPEARS THEY DID IT TO THEMSELVES.
WHAT? HOW? SOME SORT OF CULT THING?
NO, I FOUND THEIR NOTES. THEY’RE SCIENTISTS. OR AT LEAST THEY WERE. WORKING ON A MACHINE TO TURN FRUIT AND VEGETABLES INSIDE OUT TO SAVE TIME IN THE KITCHEN. LOOKS LIKE IT SIMPLY WENT HAYWIRE. THEY’RE VICTIMS OF THEIR OWN INVENTION.
DEAR GOD.
CALL IT IN, ARMSTRONG. AND WARN FORENSICS WHAT THEY’RE IN FOR. I NEED TO TAKE A WALK.
