Ladies and gentlemen, the aggressively forward bearded iris.
WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER?
IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS
IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET ONLY ONCE
IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON
IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS
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Reminds me of a friend.
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This is totally unrelated to any of the stuff I usually post about, but is funny as hell.
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credit to larissa for pointing the out to me. omg.
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DO IT AND THEN THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER, MORE FORWARD PLACE. YOU NEED TO REVOLUTIONIZE THE BOTANICAL WORLD WITH YOUR...
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I AM REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE NOW IT IS MY SPIRIT FLOWER AND I WILL PLANT A GARDEN OF AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD IRISES AND...
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WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME THINK OF DOOMQUASAR. THIS FLOWER WOULD WEAR LEOPARD PRINT AND WE ALL KNOW IT.
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Can’t. Breathe. Cannot. Fucking. Breathe. Lost ability to can.
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She stomps into the room. Drags Lily out of her chair and tosses her directly onto Arran. And then gallivants off,...
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I AM AND I AM FUCKING DYING RIGHT NOW.
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HARPY ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I’M THINKING? BECAUSE I AM CHOKING OVER HERE.
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